Reese Witherspoon Poops Lyrics & Chords By The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

I don't want to believe it, no
I don't want to believe it
I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops

She's so pretty and she's so refined
It can't be true that out of her behind
Comes sticky, sticky poo
It just can't be true
That someone so sweet can create sticky poo

But I consulted with my doctor and he told me
If she's human, then she must go poop just about every day
I started cryin' right there in the doctor's office
Because Reese Witherspoon poops

She's so pretty, she's so beautiful
I can't believe it, I can't believe that she poops
I've always believed that
That poopin' was just somethin' done by ugly losers like me
And that if you're a celebrity
You don't have to waste your time sittin' on the toilet

I don't want to believe it
No, I don't want to believe it
I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops

No, I don't want to believe it
I do not want to believe it
I don't want to think about the fact
That Reese Witherspoon poops