Chalk Dust The Umpire Strikes Back Lyrics & Chords By The Brat

(Oh, I say, well played, sir) (Fifteen - love)
(Oh, my goodness me, what a shot) (Thirty - love)
(Beautiful passing shot of a backhand) (Thirty – fifteen)
(These two boys really mean business today) (Fourty - fifteen)

(Out!) (Out)
What!? (Out!)
What!? (The ball was out)
You gotta be kidding!

The ball's in
Everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust
Everyone could see that there was chalk dust

That ball was in by about a mile
You people here a goddamn senile
(Don't be noisy, there's a good chap
You'll wake the linesman, she's having a nap)

Screw ball, call yourself an umpire?
You're a screw ball
(Play on, you're being rather naughty
Kindly play on)

I won't play on 'till you change your call
You didn't even see the .. ball
I come over here to play a .. game
But you're blind geriatric to .. team

The ball's in
Everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust
Everyone could see that there was chalk dust

(I'm awfully sorry but the ball was out
I'd be jolly greatfull if you didn't shout
If you don't like it here, well, you shouldn't come
Frankly, sir, you're a pain in the bum)

Moron, I want another umpire
You're a moron
Chalk dust, I wanna see my lawyer
There was chalk dust

You pick on me 'cause of who I am
I'm not playing on and I don't give a damn
The ball wasn't out, it's a goddamn lie
I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry

Chalk dust, I wanna see my daddy
There was chalk dust
(Boring, I'm gonna have to shoot you now
You're boring)

(I'm sorry about this, you tedious little brat
I'm sick of you
The umpire strikes back)

Oh, oh, you're the pits
You're scum, man
You're not fit to be called a human being

I was talking to myself!
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