Chester Zoo Lyrics & Chords By The Macc Lads

The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers,
Barrel shows his arse out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f***ing off to the zoo.

Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wanking, Hyena sucking its d***,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a fag, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its arse,
Rhinocerous is pissing, hippopotomus s***ting,
Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his d*** through the bars.

All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f***ing off to the zoo.