Christmas Special Lyrics & Chords By Limmy

A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They pointed the gun at his head And made him take a sheep to bed This was quite absurd He'd never had a bird His screaming...read more

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more

I've been thinking about just one thing Since Christmas time last year When I got off with you at the Christmas do After eight pints of beer You must have been the worst for...read more

The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your toilet paper The worst thing in the world Is getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan's This must be the worst...read more

I hear your husband left ya for another lady That must be very hard for you to take on board He told me it was because ya never sucked his corey And you didn't like to have it...read more