Slow Technodonk Version Of Motorcycle Emptiness Lyrics & Chords By Limmy

I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my belly But I promised to attend the fancy dress party Before I don my outfit I go and have a big shit Which is very runny and very, very...read more

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're...read more

Watching TV the other day I happened to turn on 'Home and Away' I hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say? I noticed some birds whose jugs were OK Then...read more

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more