Cinnebon Lyrics & Chords By Jim Gaffigan

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

(Carlin as announcer:) Hello, America! It's time to play "Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag!" Ladies and gentlemen. This man is a rancher, he works for an oil company and he lives in Texas....read more

I had this weird dream man. And yanno how you like have a nightmare and it's so intense, even your leg tries to wake you up. Your leg's like, "GET UP!" Your leg kicks awake....read more

It's a magical phase I'm going through But it means so little without you Hold my hand and we'll feel better Let's go outside as the sky goes redder Other girls don't do it...read more

I leave you with an article from the paper that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening i think, when your thinking about all these problem I cant...read more