Hot Dogs & Buffalo Wings Lyrics & Chords By Jim Gaffigan

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To take a stand (to take a stand) Everybody (everybody) Come take my hand (come take my hand) We'll walk this road together, through the storm ...read more

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be...read more

I gotta tell you this, 'cause I always wanted to share This with a crowd. This is a story, it's a coming of age tale. And it's about the first time I ever got head. Come on...read more

Thanks for comin' to my show, And listenin to me talking about panda bears, And brown bears and puffins, I hope you learned some important life lessons like, Porn destroys...read more

Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple together that hates each other's guts? That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see two people that just hate...read more