Clerk Endures Fifth Humiliating Year Lyrics & Chords By Onion Radio News

(1st Mans voice) I met you at a Pearl Jam concert.You stood up and began to dance. When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants Who care about any...read more

wake up frontin' like i ain't hung over read the paper, discover that the Germans have annexed grover, cookie, kermie, piggie and all the rest there ain't a single...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

He lives down by the furnace, janitor, janitor, and he makes the young kids nervous, janitor, janitor, he tells everybody to call him Tony, but he smells like oil and his ass...read more

(Sean Morey) Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas I would like a Big Wheel with air conditioning package, power steering, CD player, and also a Sony PlayStation Dear Santa,...read more