Come Stains Lyrics & Chords By Red Peters

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. I see him most every day. And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say: (deep breathing) Y'know, Mr. Frump is...read more

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone And call the same lady on a...read more

I kissed you on the cheek, "Goodnight my love" I say You turned to me and smiled "A baby's on the way" And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, And I lie wondering just...read more

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more