Comedy Gold Lyrics & Chords By Cast Of Galavant

Jester: Comedy is easy once you know the basics. Starting with the concept of surprise! Take what folks think. Give it a wink. You try it on now, for size. Richard: Me? What's black and white and red all over. Jester: I don't know sire. What is black and white and red all over? Richard: Those guys after I behead them. Jester: Comedy gold! I'm tellin' ya, it's comedy gold! You're killing it! If that doesn't slay 'em! Richard: I'll Murder you cold. Jester: Swear to god it's comedy gold. Well, our work here is done so I'll... Richard: No... we're just getting started. Jester: Right... Richard: Lesson Two! Jester: Lesson number two is also fundamental, something that we call the rule of three. Set up the joke! Give it a stroke! Third time and Bang! Richard: Yes, now me! Three serfs walk into a bar, The first serf orders a hard grog. The second serf orders a hard grog. The third serf orders a hard grog, but he has no money, and neither do the other two, because they're serfs. Jester: Comedy gold. Richard: Yes! Jester I promise you, it's comedy gold. Hillarious. The crowd wil be rolling. Richard: Or heads will be rolled! Jester: Not with all this comedy gold. Richard: More, give me more! Jester: Props can be your riot, ethnic humor can't deny it or a prat fall if it's properly applied. Depending on the veiwer take it blacker work it bluer, or try an obzervational aside. Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers have pieces falling off of them? I mean, what's that all about? Jester: Comedy Gold! Richard: Comedy Gold! Together: I'm Tellin' you. Jester: It's Comedy Gold! Richard: Comedy Gold! Together: No doubt about it. Jester: Tallent like your's, sire, never gets old. Richard: And if iit does, You'll never get old, because you'll be dead when I execute you. Get it! Jester: Got it! Richard: Good. Together: Gonna be Killer. Gonna be ace. Folks dying of laughter all over the place. Richard: And if I get desperate? Jester: A pie in the face! Together: Tellin' you it's Comedy Gold!