Complicated Pork Chop Party Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OK But while shopping in Tescos I noticed one day She was having a scratch of her snatch She looked in discomfort with her itchy old...read more

I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my belly But I promised to attend the fancy dress party Before I don my outfit I go and have a big shit Which is very runny and very, very...read more

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas On that yolly holiday I'll go in the red like a knucklehead Cuz I'll squander all my pay. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas Shopping sure...read more

The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your toilet paper The worst thing in the world Is getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan's This must be the worst...read more

Now, my old Grandad had a word He used when things went wrong To introduce this word to you I put it in a song So everytime this word gets used his memory lives on I'm about to...read more