Totally Upside Down Boat Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

Her parents came to England from a far off land From a different culture I don't understand I've got some digital photos of her sucking my gland She's my arranged bride ...read more

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more

I hear your husband left ya for another lady That must be very hard for you to take on board He told me it was because ya never sucked his corey And you didn't like to have it...read more

A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They pointed the gun at his head And made him take a sheep to bed This was quite absurd He'd never had a bird His screaming...read more