Con Suite Lyrics & Chords By Max Degroot

Corky And The Juice Pigs Pants Freaks Well, my mother was a mule And my father was a squirrel My sister's a boy, And i am a girl Circus freaks (repeat 1) Yeah! ...read more

(female vocal) 1. you smell just like a can of worms Baking in the sun There's fish guts hanging from your chin I sure hope you had fun You gotta stop hanging 'round That...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

White and black, the friendly bears of China White and black, they rarely reproduce What shall be done about these Chinese bears? What shall be done about these friendly bears? ...read more

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi Bob, how are you? Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE! ...read more