Confident Lyrics & Chords By Bart Baker

[Justin] Don’t you deport me
Don’t you deport me
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
You can’t deport me
I am invincible
Fuck this, I’m Justin
Ain’t heading north just like that
I ain’t done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
Your stupid rules don’t apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough syrup’s making me dizzy now
That’s right I’m above the law
Like Steve Seagal but hotter
My crime spree started slow
Got faster
One egging next door
Want some more?

Raided by the feds they found all my meds (shit)

Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets

[Dad Bieber] It’s teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do

[Justin] Dad forgot to mention
[Dad Bieber] Swag
[Justin] He’s 38

Beliebers, beliebe me
I’m innocent
Ha, I just lied to you and I’m fine with it
‘Cause I don’t understand a consequence

It will be her first time ooh yea, yea
On JB’s gross stache ride, feels so damn good ooh yea, yea
Like a porcupine

[Prostitute] You’re a dick, kid

[Justin] Ooh no, no
I’m just a codeine addict
God I’m faded ooh yea, yea
Like that time in the plane cabin
[Pilot] Attention, attention!
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet need oxygen
[Justin] Fuck you, my dad said it’s cool

I will keep on dancing until we’re romancing

[Prostitute] Nasty boy, I am pricey
1k to suck my boobies

[Dad Bieber] Is there room for family? I wanna take our picture too.

[Prostitute] Oh, by the way, Justin.

[Justin] What, bitch?

[Prostitute] This was a sting

[Justin] Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no this is bullshit
Let me go you assholes
I didn’t do it
I need to try to look like I’m innocent

[Judge] Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom.
Since it’s your first real crime.

[Justin] Ooh yea, yea

[Judge] I think I’ll let you slide

[Obama] Hold the damn phone

[Justin] Oh no, no

[Obama] There’s public outcry

[Crowd] Go home Justin!

[Justin] Hell no, no

[Crowd] We’re tired of your antics!

[Justin] I might be busted. Ooh yea, yea. But I can still wreak havoc.

[Obama] Enough! Deporting this disease just won’t cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

[Justin] Oh no no, oh no no you can’t do this

[Obama] Oh yes yes, oh yes yes, I just did bitch! Take his Canadian ass away! My daughters like One Direction better anyways.