Cosmo Lyrics & Chords By Teddy Duchamp's Army

I'm labeled
A smoker,
A drinker,
Drug addict,
Dirt bag,
White trash,
A redneck,
A street bum,
And a whore.

What kind of names do you have left?
Because I'd like to buy them all.

Let's categorize some more
And not hang out with them.
They'll definitly ruin our status
As "cooler than shit."

I'm indie,
I'm emo,
I'm straight edge,
And I'm hardcore.
I'm PC,
Anarchy,
WASTED, WASTED, WASTED.

What kind of names do you have now?
Because I'd like to burn them all.

What gives you the right to label what I do?