Crazy Horny Lyrics & Chords By The Holy Mess

Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet The door's open even though I've tried to lock it His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so...read more

Don't wanna wake up at 6: 15 Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen Don't wanna watch TV Don't wanna read There's only one thing that I really need I need some brain...read more

God always thought we were a bird I'd bounce off the sun And I'd never return to this place It's such a disgrace It cut my arms and my legs off And burned off this face How...read more

I don't know what we're doin' this for Say we're getting better while we're passed out on the floor And then we find a way to forget through the years We wish the bad parts would...read more

A friend came up to me And she said "Why's it always gotta be Just a sad sad song, Someone's falling apart, It's always not enough money and too much heart." And right away I...read more