Crypto Lyrics & Chords By Bob Rivers

(Mr. Garrison) I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religious beliefs. They believe in Muhammad, And...read more

Well i'll tell you what.. Maybe we should have ourselves a little christmas, right here.. C'mon everybody, gather 'round! String up the lights and light up the...read more

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? ...read more

Call Me Maybe" I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face. I love your black nappy hair, and those suits...read more

Electronic Wuss It seems like a silly choice For a grown man to use this voice The postal service did it first I sound like them but ten times worse A cloud poops out a...read more