Culinary School Lyrics & Chords By Rick Rude

I was born on top a mountain And now i can die underneath the sea I was bold and it got strange And i can float there just the same Plus who cares equals my brand new purse And a...read more

you look so good with no eyebrows it really brings out your browns oh we should shave them again! we should try and find me a place we should try and find me a home that i can...read more

Whispered at your mum She wondered why you came Fold it up a couple times And then use it for shade Never asked to go and see through each day Oooh dad Why do i have to stay? ...read more

He can't sleep because he daydream a few thing at once That won't add up He's a mailman at an ever rotating circus With nothing to bring He could blame math He could...read more

I was sucking on the doorknob While chewing on the key Then snuck in through the window To help preserve my knees When do i get to go When do i get to stay I could bite my...read more