Dampness Of The Pants Lyrics & Chords By Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Hello again
Hello

You make me feel all shaky
My hands are sweaty like a fat girl's crack

Is this love at first sight?
Or are you going cold turkey from smack?

You could be a psycho
You could be a nympho
I really do hope so
Is this love at first sight?
I have to say that
I don't really know

I think we could be together
I think we really could go far
'Cause I'm not fussy whatsoever
Does that mean that I can touch your ass?

It's the strangest feeling
Now I've met you I will never let you go

This is love at first sight
'Cause my pants are damp
That's how I know

'Cause your pants are all damp
Like a pissy old tramp
'Cause the pants are all damp, that's how we know

The dampness of the pants is how we know
The dampness of the pants is how we know
The dampness of the pants is how we know