Death Ray Performance Lyrics & Chords By Aziz Ansari

(Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't.) Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and...read more

I'm the guitar guy at the party, I'm the guitar guy and I think i'll drink a Coke and Bacardi, It might seem like i'm just havin' fun, But i'm actually not, I'm trying to sleep...read more

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, and now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more