Deformed Finger Lyrics & Chords By Hal Sirowitz

Solomon Grundy Born on Monday Christened on Tuesday Married on Wednesday Took ill on Thursday Worse on Friday Died on Saturday Buried on Sunday And that was the end of Solomon...read more

What's this... what is this? What is that up there that I spy? Unidentified flying objects in the sky. Boats, planes, rocket ships... Flying saucers in the air!...read more

Forget the things that you've been told before - it has been shown they are no longer true. Come all ye who will dare to struggle and digest this radical new point of view. There...read more

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the...read more

The court calls John Q. Public Nuisance to the stand You are on trial for breaking laws throughout the land Here a misdemeanor and there a felony Remorselessly destroying private...read more