Dennis Looks Like A Registered Sex Offender Lyrics & Chords By It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Chris: Puberty's gonna get me. No way to stop it now. I offer a plea, just let me be. But puberty says "No how." I'm just a ball of pimples and zits I'm feeling funny...read more

Take a drink And you'll sink to a state, of pure inebriation You'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nation When you drink enough, of my beer, You will find this magic...read more

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more

Brian: Aw don't feel bad Peter, Hey I no what will cheer you up Peter:Nah, I dont think Im in the mood Brian: Are You Sure Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter...read more

Brian: When I try to sing, you say I'm off-key. Why can't you see how much this hurts me. With your perfect beauty and your perfect pitch. You're a perfect angel. When I come...read more