Politics And Activism Lyrics & Chords By Jon Stewart

Blame Canada Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society?...read more

I made love to ya all night long Then i got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and i fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never...read more

There are two groups of people whose lives are much fuller, when they anticipate, these are gamblers and golfers. Thats when life's the best for them. Uh, I am a golfer, and...read more

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You ...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more