Did Jo Whiley Really Swear? Lyrics & Chords By Scott Mills

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They...read more

This is the story Of a gold medalist South African sprinter called Oscar Pistorius Who's just four foot five 'caus he's got no thighs Or knees He was a poor boy He had to...read more

Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do While the patient is asleep Everybody wonders what we do For three hours while that machine goes beep Everybody reckons we drink coffee and...read more

Back in the days when we first met those time we had I'm never gonna forget long summer nights and lazy days we knew our love was not a passing phase suntan lotion that...read more

What on earth am I meant to do, coz I climb in bed and it's half past two? And you're fast asleep and I want to boff, but you don't wake up so I crack one oo-oo-off ...read more