Dinner Date Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more

Brad Pitt poops Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt poops Just like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's...read more