Dios Constribulartis Lyrics & Chords By The Ill-fitting Garibaldis

'Ich denke, dass ich ein Darmproblem'
The officer said to me
I reeled back from the hurricane
When it passed me, eye to eye.

'Ich werde Sie wissen machen, wo ich einer Toilette finden kann'
It screamed in my face
I suddenly became overcome by the officer
Entering me.

As he saw you, he also saw them
I know how it was, how he's feeling
I reeled back dizzy and blinded
More hurt than I had ever been

'Bitte leiten Sie mich zu einem Eimer oder einem Brunnen'
I felt I really needed it
I now knew What he was shouting about
The feeling was atrocious.

Ich denke, dass ich meine Höschen verschmutzen darf, wenn Sie direkt mich jetzt angezogen haben
I screamed in the child's face.
He reeled back in the corner
Where he died a bloody death

As he saw you, he also saw them
I know how it was, how he's feeling
I reeled back dizzy and blinded
More hurt than I had ever been
I got AIDS and died that day
As a punishment for my cubicle sins

"Listen to the story
Learn from my mistakes
Don't die eating chicken
It's not very nice… apparently…
Corned beef, it's a fad
But not a very nice one
Did I mention I'm a vegetarian?
Corn on the cob? Yes please
Suck my Picklesworth
We hate you Dave… we love you Rob"

As he saw you, he also saw them
I know how it was, how he's feeling
I reeled back dizzy and blinded
More hurt than I had ever been
I got AIDS and died that day
As a punishment for my cubicle sins
As a punishment… for my cubicle sins

Suck my Picklesworth