Glenn Glenson Theme Lyrics & Chords By The Ill-fitting Garibaldis
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Get your ears to the ground 'cause I'm hitting the floor
I'm sixteen lines down, I'm always looking for more
Been on this game for so long that I hold all the cards
When I finish with you: I won't send my regards
I'm a honkey wit' an attitude
I tell you this shit 'cause it's true
I don't carry major credit cards
Keep my money in a shoe
This ain't no motherfucking boardgame
But you'll never 'Guess Who'
I don't play for money or bitches
The next move is for you
What's my name?
Say it again
Aha that's it
I love it when you say my name!
Say it again
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Phone blowin' in my pocket, I thought I blocked him?
It's Glenn Glenson... you can't stop him
I can't afford another session with now
Last night we hit the bars then we went tipping cows
We went tipping cows, who does that? He's a maniac
I said Glenn we're not sixteen anymore
Let's hit the clubs get some bitches to take off their drawers
But Glenn had other ideas:
Went to the casino, little did we know
We'd find some bitches that were tight like speedos
Yeah one of them looked like Mido
But they were only sixteen
Got passed a bouncer with a fake ID
And though we was legal, feeling like some paedos
Me and Glenn went to the bar to get mohitos
Then I blew eight-hundred on the red the black
And now I got her in the back about my overdraft
Anyway we ditched the schoolgirls for some new girls
And went home with two girls each
We went home with two girls each!
What's my name?
Say it again
Aha that's it
I love it when you say my name!
Say it again