Discount Gas Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

I got a gal with just one eye No depth of field but sweet as pie And I just don’t careo If her vision is in stereo To me she’ll always be the tops My sweet little...read more

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and caddy cruel and unusual twist my nose with your fingers trip me while I carry...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth...read more

When Ethel was just 19 and her parents were in her face She got herself a tattoo in a very private place And only by her own true love was it to be seen Or her family physician, or...read more