Dislocated Surfer Lyrics & Chords By Moes Haven

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

Andy Biersack You are a rock'n'roll man You are Andy You are a profit of Black Veil Brides Oh Yeah you are the rock and roll messiah Oh yeah you are Andy Biersack You are a WILD...read more

I don't want to believe it, no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops She's so pretty and she's so refined It...read more

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the...read more