Dmd Lyrics & Chords By M. Sord

My dad once bought a Figmoron Tree He planted it and he grew it I chopped it down with a cherry-handled axe And I told my old man I didn't do it After he died, I planted...read more

Where did my Keys go? Are they at Quizno's? Benecio Del Toro I don't know the difference Driving my car Driving my car I made the swim team Salt water taffy 31...read more

Eliza buys a thimble Every time she goes to town She's mounted her collection On the fingers she has found The olive jeeps are hauling heaps Of guns & drums & gew-gaws As I...read more

To you, he's "Mister Dapper" But your wife calls him "Randy" And he comes while you're out Pumping lead into Bambi Late in December When your venison's rancid He will...read more

I cooked up some eels in eel broth And I threw in some honey from the Sycamore Bees Poured it all into a horse trough And I mixed in some sap from the Figmoron Tree I boiled it...read more