Do I Creep You Out (parody Of "do I Make You Proud" By Taylor Hicks) Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

I know that you don't know me very well
We've barely met, but I can surely tell
No one will ever love you like I do
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum... that you threw in the garbage
You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is do I creep you out?
Every time I shake your hand, now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Well, do I creep you out?
Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg
Something I should ask about...
Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you... do I creep you out?
Your restraining order's out
Still the only question with me now
Is do I creep you out?
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work back to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?