I F--k Sl--ts Lyrics & Chords By Bo Burnham

Sluts
Sluts
(It's not a role call but thank you)
I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked
When I fuck sluts
No if ands, and or buts
I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts
Nice girls are nice
But no good for nut sucking
You need a serene night
To green-light a butt fucking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls
Praise be to slut fucking
I have a list
A list
Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
Thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So when I fuck the lucky slut
my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut sucking, suck-it slut, slut fucking bucket list
(The pages are blank
I know it
Why am I lying to you?)
Sluts can be white, black, brown or pink or almond
Sluts can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash
But other sluts are pretty, funny, and smart
These sluts can move all your thoughts from your dick
to your heart
Talk about science, Music or art
They can put your together
Or they can pull you apart
Don't trust these sluts
Don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone
And you'll be aware
of the hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there