Do Not Punch My Baby Lyrics & Chords By Brian Posehn

Right about now I think it's time you explained to everybody The real reason you wear this chain around your neck tight Yo, yo this Puff Daddy number 1 6 double 0 3 0 5 0 ...read more

Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one? Alright... Two Please! Oh boy... Hahahaha (phone rings) ...read more

ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! MONKS:...read more

And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse When, 3 years ago, they hired MTV to do the Halftime Show And you know why would you hire MTV to do music? MTV has nothing...read more

[Minstrel's song #1] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave,...read more