Doing Comedy A Long Time Lyrics & Chords By Todd Barry

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon. Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hangin outta car...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

Oh, my world Sea and sky, sun and moon Oh, my world Young so long, old so soon Oh, my world Took the man, made him boy And oh, my world is the world you'll destroy Oh,...read more

This is a song for a real special girl I met I said, I wanna harvest our eggs for a while Make love with you Caesar style And make a brand new world With you, with you, my...read more