Incentive-based Eugenics Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

If you call yourself a diva you better be a singer and not somebody cutting me in line. Oooh If you call yourself a diva you better sing a solo and not be someone...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks Welcome to my world, welcome to my world Whacking it to late night cinemax Welcome to my world Jagermeister and Captain Crunch ...read more