Doug Stanhope Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways. There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes...read more

Joel Billy Songs In The Attic Say Goodbye To Hollywood Bobby's drivin' through the city tonight Through the lights in a hot new rent-a-car He joins the lovers in his heavy...read more

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You...read more

There's a commercial on late night T. V. for this thing you attach to a garden hose. It says " You can water your hard to reach plants with this product". Who the fuck would make their...read more

I finally got to see something I've always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car. Nailed, this guy got hit right in the hip. That's your center...read more