Artist: Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope's lyrics & chords
Doug Stanhope (born March 25, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian. Stanhope's career began in 1990 in Las Vegas, Nevada. He was the host of Comedy Central's The Man Show for its two final seasons and has appeared on ABC's The View. He has also produced and starred in "Invasion of the Hidden Cameras" (a project for the Fox Broadcasting network). Stanhope has made appearances at several major comedy festivals, including the Montreal Just For Laughs, US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado, the Chicago Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Frin...read more
Excess in moderation Live for your sins Dead sport (behind the comedy) Tits are illegal National pride Died right on time The tit fuck joke in its entirety End the hate Einstein was an immigrant worker Bobbie barnett Terrible piece of ass Rampant on the internet !*?&#! truckers! Fear for your own safety Sicko Dui/madd The transvestite hooker incident Big dick dreams Farewell, mother The lady and the champ I can do nothing better than you My fetus is a centerfold $5 Fuck the yankees! Smoking section Occupy elsewhere Incentive-based eugenics Jizzed by hertz Nothing on the radio Fuck someone uglier than you Intro fuck brodey stevens Rubber fuck my face Internet porn Triage the charity Then you'll fuck me 10k fun run for nothing Never too old Ear; body piercing Far too young Gambling 60 inches of aids on any given sunday Sex secrets & gossip The truth Booze & chicks My kids are my life Child abuse Topless bar, ugly drunk I am gay Death from above Aspen Transvestites The bible & religion Acid & drugs Adult bookstores, hotel porn As slow as the slowest link Not an artist $97 Fuck a midget The system Drugs Terrified of poop America has jumped the shark Baseball Noah Bald girls Sins Mediocrity Periods Advertising Royalty It's all the same Complete unemployment Stop playing god Olympics Stinkless pussy What have you done for me lately? Dead people's baggage Strong target You need me Spinning dildo Suicide in finland Stomping kittens First midget bullfighter Ugly woman who could sing Spaceship to glarkk Erectile function Genghis fuck scenes Jizzoons Drambuie Freemarket pussy Broken microphone till the end Introduction Smoke this End credits 1st world poverty Locked up abroad 18 years a slave Free range crazies The euphemism treadmill Instant karma And you wonder why The late robin williams All apologies Queer showers Born a woman Work around the hernia Jager toes Cancer vanity Before turning the gun on himself Kick like you kick Nursing home deathmatch Would you believe Dropping anchor Cnn drinking game Comedy shows Osama bin bigfoot These kids today Tax jesus Running out of ideas Heavy handed handshake Tit fuck joke Prettiest dennys waitress Every drug should be legal Dollar draft night at the botanical garden Escapism Sad time to be alive Something to take the edge off Responsibility Dawn soap commercial Smut shop Teachers Viable human being After show favors Back to the retard Creeper memory hangovers Drug of choice Word of mouth No refunds Acid bootleg Final cum shot War torn beaver Decapitated 1 Dmt People who kill people Alcohol Bored Settling for less Mayor daley Jury duty Kentucky Sex Exit to titty bar Deadbeat hero Slut it up Blame the last generation Bar sluts Ricky williams Fake hate The meaning of life Die like a man Fifth segment Keynesian economic theory as a Opening Good and bad drugs Nascar Prisons and the legal system Blue dolphin Bad birthday clown Doug stanhope talks with andy andrist about his molester Blowjobs and cheeseburgers Old shit Jesus never made you laugh Jesus was a dipshit Too many people Comedy central presents Fetish port Acid Doug stanhope Fucking truckers The cliffhanger podcast Doug fucks up What the fuck is he talking about? Mental illness Doug talks to comedy club owners brian and andrew dorfman at zanies in nashville On why your opinion doesnt matter on charlie brookers newswipe s02e05 feb 2010 Laugh if it’s funny Sex and shame Remember when i used to give a Poverty Beer hall putsch Myspace pedophiles Four dollar hand jobs Hate kids Project mayhem New england tour stories and clips Interview Abu ghraib Peta Sirius radio show Die laughing The trouble with libertarians Blow shit up Mass murderers Truck drivers The great white stanhope The mere act of existence Tmz Friday night expectations Retarded is polite Poop Drugs and vice cops Take care of your crazy people Mel gibson tapes Welcome America sucks Coke Transgendered This show is rated x Trauma memorabilia Gay athletes Hernias Dumb george bush Oily duck and dawn Relationships Key to life In the fun house with comedian kristine levine Homosexuality is underrated The religion argument Pro sodemy and abortion Dmt with joe rogan Stds Iraqi safe word Shayna opens
