Dumb Signs And Supermarkets Lyrics & Chords By Sean Morey

My uncle had a beer gut that weighed two hundred pounds He used a wheelbarrow to haul it into town They treat him like a king when he walks into Woody's bar His beer gut pays...read more

Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you I can't believe I danced with naked with the turkey I got stuffing everywhere I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair ...read more

1. a Mosquito Raped a Chicken in a Blueberry Patch Seven Days Later the Chiquitos Hatched They Grew Up Fast and They Grew Up Mean They Tore a Big Hole in the Window Screen They...read more

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi Bob, how are you? Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE! ...read more

1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH...read more