Dysfunctional Family Christmas Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The minor bird says ahh a ahhhh The chimpanze says eiii eii eiiii eiiiii The friendly owl says whoooo...read more

My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me my bum is on the rail! My bum is on the man Bum is on the man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man! My bum is...read more