The Credibility Card Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

Ahh, I hate rainy days Ya and me too I know, let's play a game Hmm let's see, there's Scribble and Gamey And Monotony and Pure Cheesy, Misery Date These are boring games ...read more

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping...read more