Easter Egg Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our...read more

Is it on? Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that's...read more

Jesus was an intruder on Big Brother As soon as he came on Two million homes around Australia Adjusted the brightness on their TV sets Within a week he’d won the house over ...read more

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho Three days...read more

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more