Easter Service Lyrics & Chords By Shirley Q. Liquor

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead And his name was.. I didn't know what his name was, So we just called him "Fred" He was ridin'...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping...read more

Well hi there people you know me I used to run a little joint called Germany. I was number one the people's choice And everybody listened to my mighty voice. My name is...read more

Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker, boy I tell you what....read more