Eighth Grade Teacher Lyrics & Chords By Eggplant Danceoff

I take whiskey in my coffee 'cause it's cheaper than a meal. Not to healthy but it helps me to maintain an even keel. Early Saturday morning there's a line at the liquor...read more

Kiddies watching television just can't lose With space race cartoons and the morning news Their transparent minds let it all seep through The media sells but the product is you ...read more

[Spoken Intro:] Goddamn your soul to the fires of hell. He already has. All rise Satan, you have been charged with the following crimes against humanity: Distrust among...read more

Cancer Swing: Nerve damage and dead skin, looks like this week my boss wins again Didn't get that respect, no, didn't get that raise in my paycheck I'll get ahead next week, but...read more

Maybe some time tomorrow we'll forget all our sorrow. We'll beg and steal and borrow what we need to feel OK. This time I know my love is real. Do you feel this thing I feel? Why...read more