Enviromentalists And Christians Lyrics & Chords By Louis C.k.

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

I've had so much fun here I have. I went bowling, I don't mean to brag. Really there are two types of people that go bowling. There are people that really really love bowling, and then...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

Bo [Spoken] Love songs used to be so beautiful... "Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky, Like a patient etherized upon a table." -T.S. Eliot...read more

*crowd cheer* Thank you, thank you Thank you very much Uh, thank you. Hello, everybody I mean, by everybody I mean, uh, you guys I mean everybody who's here I shouldn't say...read more