Errant Sperm Lyrics & Chords By The Jerky Boys

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

I wrote this song for my lady. If I had a hammer... ... If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. ...read more

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest, I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal, But there's one thing I...read more

(dialing) Bob (Jon): Can't believe this. B: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. *sigh* Jake (the other guy): Hallo B: Hello, Jake J: Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going? ...read more

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box...read more