Every Comic Wants To Be A Rock Star Lyrics & Chords By Dane Cook

Stephen: I wrote a song - Uh, Mark has been my best friend for many years now, and I wrote a song - Mark: About one. Stephen: That's a lot of - months (Years). I wrote a song to...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple together that hates each other's guts? That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see two people that just hate...read more