Existential Blues Lyrics & Chords By Tom Lehrer

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have...read more

Oooohooooh Its a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight Oh no, his pants are too tight My pants are too tight He stands there, an empty...read more

The bigger the cushion The sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband The deeper the quicksand Or, so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh...read more

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I take a wake up pill and fill with energy I power on hard and I check my messages But I don't have any messages I take a driving...read more

Here we go again, must be delirious Can't close my eyes Sleep is just a drug, this must be serious This must be serious Does this go on and on forever Sometimes in the dark...read more