Flipflops Rox Lyrics & Chords By It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

You've got to look your best tonight, You tubby little parasite, 'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you. And though her pretty face may seem A special person's...read more

I used to get awf'ly moody, when dating a fair-skinned cutie 'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside Like something had crawled right up her ass and died ...read more

I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of my very own. Nothing else has worked so far, so I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous dancing speck of light, I need a Jew... ...read more

She packed my bags, last night, pre-flight, zero hour, 9 a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. And I think it's gonna a be a long, long time, Til' touchdown...read more