Four Pounds Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago, he said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to survive... and here's 39 of em'" ...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and catty And cruel and unusual Twist my nose with your fingers Trip me while I...read more

I got a gal with just one eye No depth of field but sweet as pie And I just don’t careo If her vision is in stereo To me she’ll always be the tops My sweet little...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more