Friendship Lyrics & Chords By Anything Goes - 2003 London Cast

You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago. We're two of a kind all right. Partners! Though thick or thin! Night or day! Right or wrong! If you're ever in a jam, here I am. If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal. If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail. It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig. If you're ever down in a well, ring my bell. If you ever catch on fire, send a wire. If you ever lose your teeth When you're out to dine, Borrow mine. It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships have ceased to jell Ours will still be swell! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdl-hep-hep-hep. If they ever black your eyes, put me wise. If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain. It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships go up in smoke, Ours will still be oke! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof. If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind. If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt. If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh. It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships have been "forgate" Ours will still be great! If they ever crack your spine, drop a line. If they ever cut your throat, write a note. If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too! It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships are up the crick, Ours will still be slick! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle- Quack-quack-quack Woof-woof-woof When other friendships have been forgot, Ours will still be hot! Quack-quack-quack Woof-woof-woof